Thursday, September 4, 2008

It was not I who cut the cherry tree

Sarah Palin has the exact degree that I have. I majored in Communications...and so did she! I should totally vote for her! Or, wait. It was University of Idaho where she got her degree, and mine came from less than 5 miles across the Washington State University, where the Edward R. Murrow School of Communications, an internationally-recognized school of communications and journalism, is located.

University of Idaho probably had a decent program. Mine was better. 'Cause, like, my school could afford to hire better teachers and maintain actual research facilities.

But that's ok, because her super-awesome track record and George Washington-like inability to tell a lie totally make up for it!!