Sunday, July 27, 2008

Once a slut, always a slut

Since becoming one half of a monogamous, hopefully-happily-married pair, I've been bummed that I couldn't call myself a slut anymore. An evil slut, that is. However, since observing this shirt and wishing I could wear the sexually-innuendoed version and remembering that I am, after all, married, I realized a few things.

A) I stopped for lots of "snacks" and potty breaks on the way off Abstinence Avenue.
B) I missed the Missionary exit and got off on Kamasutra Lane.
C) I didn't follow the Bush-approved marriage path--I'm getting my plumbing fixed before having kids.

I suppose you could say, "once a slut, always a slut." Your slutty, tarty ways just can't be quelled; you just overwhelm one person rather than many.

Semper fornicatio.

2 comments:

Lilith said...

Sluts for Life.

Jezebel said...

Damn straight. ESC Forever ;)