Saturday, April 12, 2008

I just got back from a run on a sweltering San Diego morning

"Even if you can't get the stickers, just go get a temp base pass to do laundry."

"I have a temporary base pass. I can do laundry for free?"

"Just don't get caught."

"What'll happen to me if I do?"

"You'll get thrown into jail and get hate-fucked."

"It wouldn't be a hate-fuck."


"Have you seen me lately?"

"I don't get it."

"I'm implying that I'm too hot for it to be a hate-fuck."

"As in, you're too attractive?"

"Uh, I have to explain this?"

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